{"id":904,"date":"2019-12-09T09:35:21","date_gmt":"2019-12-09T12:35:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/?p=904"},"modified":"2019-12-10T07:26:05","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T10:26:05","slug":"te-saldran-hemorroides-si-usas-el-celular-cuando-te-sientas-en-el-inodoro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/?p=904","title":{"rendered":"Tendr\u00e1s hemorroides si usas el celular cuando te sientas en el inodoro"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-medium-font-size has-very-dark-gray-color wp-block-paragraph\"><em>En estos tiempos modernos, aunque no lo admitamos p\u00fablicamente, todos hemos llevado nuestro tel\u00e9fono al ba\u00f1o para ayudar a pasar el tiempo, mientras &#8220;disfrutamos&#8221; de expulsar los tigres de la panza. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/inodoro-esqueleto-celular.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-906\" width=\"472\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/inodoro-esqueleto-celular.jpg 275w, https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/inodoro-esqueleto-celular-192x128.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 472px) 100vw, 472px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-medium-font-size has-very-dark-gray-color wp-block-paragraph\"><em> Este h\u00e1bito irresistible podr\u00eda causarte problemas de salud graves, advirtieron los m\u00e9dicos. En particular, dicen que podr\u00eda provocarte hemorroides. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/inodoro-hombre-y-celular.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-907\" width=\"499\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/inodoro-hombre-y-celular.jpg 380w, https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/inodoro-hombre-y-celular-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/inodoro-hombre-y-celular-192x108.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 499px) 100vw, 499px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-medium-font-size has-very-dark-gray-color wp-block-paragraph\"> <em>El problema hemorroidal puede originarse por sentarse en el trono durante demasiado tiempo y estar enganchado al tel\u00e9fono con alguna travesura privada en lugar de concentrarse en la acci\u00f3n requerida.  <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/inodoro-mujer-y-celular.jpg?fit=960%2C638\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-908\" width=\"482\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/inodoro-mujer-y-celular.jpg 1300w, https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/inodoro-mujer-y-celular-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/inodoro-mujer-y-celular-1024x681.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/inodoro-mujer-y-celular-768x511.jpg 768w, https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/inodoro-mujer-y-celular-192x128.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 482px) 100vw, 482px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-medium-font-size has-very-dark-gray-color wp-block-paragraph\"><em>\u00bfQui\u00e9n habr\u00e1 de animarse a ingresar al ba\u00f1o prolongando su estancia para enviar mensajes a escondidas entre el hedor persistente de los pedos y otros deshechos de la panza?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" src=\"https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/inodoro-y-celular-en-display.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-909\" srcset=\"https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/inodoro-y-celular-en-display.jpg 640w, https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/inodoro-y-celular-en-display-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/inodoro-y-celular-en-display-192x128.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-medium-font-size has-very-dark-gray-color wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Un sano consejo de Salta Noticias Salta: vaya a otro lado si tiene alg\u00fan mensaje-trampa para enviar. De esta manera evitar\u00e1 &#8220;disfrutar&#8221; de sus flatulencias con el celular en las manos ante la posibilidad de tener hemorroides.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-vivid-purple-color wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;El Guille de Salta&#8221; para SNS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En estos tiempos modernos, aunque no lo admitamos p\u00fablicamente, todos hemos llevado nuestro tel\u00e9fono al&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":905,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-el-guille-de-la-gente-salta-noticias-salta-noticias-de-salta-saltanoticiassalta"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=904"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saltanoticiassalta.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}